{"product_id":"door-matt-this-gives-my-rug-burn","title":"Door Mat - This Gives My... 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I love. And yeah… even your husband’s 23-year-old girlfriend loves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"674\"\u003eMade from durable natural coir fibers, this mat is built to handle dirty shoes while keeping your entryway looking sharp. The bold black text won’t fade easily, so your questionable sense of humor stays front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"688\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yi97ze\" data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t0u9xe\" data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"744\"\u003ePeople with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1suc20\" data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eStirring up just enough chaos at the front door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1btdsv9\" data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eSize: 18\" x 30\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ce21e\" data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eMaterial: Natural coir (tough on dirt, easy on laughs)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1v3gkjc\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eBacking: Non-slip PVC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1012\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePut it outside. 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